An aspiring writer, I am a 15 year old female resident of Philadelphia. This is my corner of the interwebz, where i ramble, think, and blog anything that makes me ROFLMAO.

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Mell-O-Rama

bloomsey:

danisnotonfire:

misspaperlilies:

fancycwabs:

If you thought baby names in 2011 were something to complain about, wait until you see what the future holds.

just read this out and am in so much physical pain now

I am literally crying and my face is in a lot of pain and I nearly choked on a wine gum.

omg parsnip

bloomsey:

kidthemongoose:

caitwalksa-lot:

poke-prince:

me every day

Me in geometry class

Ohmygod
Yes
Especially geometry 

geometry is bullshit okay

(Source: creepingmalaise)

thats-so-babies:

spookyhouse:

look at the way he cuts that cake

with his little hands

and how he sips that tea

ubbubububu

bub

(Source: second-impact)

When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice

friends:

they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”

BEST friends:

(Source: lolsomeone-actually)

jormungandrr:

ryanrosspepperoninipples:

gasptambourines:

tobyragg:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

omfg

dead

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMN IT,JESUS.

(Source: shittime)

lintott:

i’ve never been on a date

12 year olds get dates

and i dont

bloomsey:

the johnny depp one omg

lmao…

(Source: nowheretaylor)

expectotardis:

Lol at that part at the end of DH2 when Harry was standing on that broken bit of the bridge over the huge abyss and everyone was like um ok Harry we love you but seriously what the fuck are you doing how are you risking your life after all this what are you DOING if you die now I SWEAR TO MERLIN HARRY I SWEAR TO MERLIN

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

Busting a move:

Expectations:

Reality:

(Source: justaddalittlecolour)

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